July 10, 2007 - Pigs Newsletter #4
Dear Dancing Pigs fans and friends and relatives,
If you're interested in the old newsletters, we've added previous ones to the
newsletter signup page at http://www.cincinnatidancingpigs.com/newsletter.html
Upcoming gigs of ours include the following events:
1. The Queen City Balladeers Edensong
2007 - Friday, July 20 - 8:00pm - Seasongood
Pavilion in Eden Park. See http://www.qcballadeers.org/SpecEvents.htm
for more information. This is one of four consecutive Friday night
concerts, starting July 6th. The Queen City Balladeers organization is
directly responsible for the Pigs still playing today and three of us were
members when the club was in the bloom of its youth. Eric
Buhrer played in one of the first shows with the precursor of the Pigs, a group
called "The Mill Creek Revolutionary Marching Jug Band."
Playing with us on Friday night are some friends of ours, Ma Crow and the
Mother Pluckers. The Mother Pluckers
include Natalie Cunningham, who occasionally steps in for our bass player Tom
Beck, when he is not available.
2. 2nd Annual Appalachian Heritage Days -
New things on our website:
- There are new pictures of the monthly drawing by Kristen Pattison on the
board outside of
Other newsworthy Pig Events:
- A section for the web site is being planned, where we will publish
original limericks which the audience at
It's time for you Pig fans to write (a)
A limerick with all of your might. (a)
Show us your skill (b)
And we promise you will (b)
Be rewarded with fame on our web site. (a)
An actor named Mel caused some friction
Blaming Jews for his Lord's crucifixion.
When pulled over with booze
He said, Blame the Hebrews
And not my tequila addiction.
George Bush woke up on Easter Sunday
And found he was in bed with Condi.
He said, "If Laura knew
That I'd slept with you,
She'd jump into Obama's Undies."
A good place to go when you're down.
Jack'll help you unwind -
Check Abe from behind,
Or sit in the courtyard and frown.
(editor's note: Jack and Abe are two bartenders at
and this was written by a female musician)
The courtyard is where music's played
And outrageous antics displayed.
The band holds up cards
And act like retards
And people spend hours, waylaid.
And now, here are memories by Pig bassist Tom Beck about his experiences in
playing with
Pigmeat and Tom Beck
In a previous incarnation, our bass player Tom Beck had the good fortune to
play for two years with a local blues legend, Pigmeat
Jarrett. Pigmeat was born right around 1900 on
a barrier island off the coast of
Tom and Jay Miller hooked up with Pigmeat during his
happy hour gig at a pub called Cory's (now Mad Frog) in
Pigmeat was the last of a very old school of boogie
blues piano players. (
Pigmeat did the cabaret circuit in the 1920s, and had
his own entertainment band. He was a boxer who sparred with Ezzard Charles. There is a city ordinance banning Pigmeat from boxing since he was known as a
head-butter. Pigmeat ran moonshine whiskey in
the 1920s and was shot by police. He was treated for the wound by a
veterinarian in
Pigmeat died of liver cancer on 9/5/95 at the age of
95. Upon his death, the current local boogie blues master, Ricky Nye,
said "At least he didn't die of old age."
Coming up in the next newsletter:
- If we can get it together, a first attempt will be made at "A
History of The Cincinnati Dancing Pigs". Future efforts for
this worthy cause will be to obtain and publish those old, antique Pig Pictures
and to try and include pictures of every former member of the band, and
potential interviews with them about their Pig memories.
Standard stuff in every newsletter:
Also coming up as usual, the Cincinnati Dancing Pigs are performing
at Arnold's Bar and Grill in
Remember, the Pigs are always at Arnold's on the FIRST Saturday of the
month, unless something dire happens, in which case it will be announced in our
Gigs section of the website.
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Thanks,
The Pigs
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